про Исландию

Dear United Kingdom
In response to your demand to “SEND ?ASH IMMEDIATELY”.
We have komplied with your request as best as our language allows.
It’s not easy to konjure up a volkano at will to spew tons of ash.
Please konsider our debt paid in full.
Respektfully yours

(в исландском алфавите отсутствует латинская буква С)